"are you sure your just not stoned?"
"heh...hey man, stop making fun of me, heh...." I said in some stoner impersonating voice

I came into work today with a red eye due to irritation. But everyone likes a good story and and eye infection is not good enuf, so words been going around that I smoke up and they call me stoney...I hope the principle of the firm doesnt hear about this. There would go my job offer.

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