Escorting Ms. Popoluar to college keggar party followed by the grand exit by the smoke bomb bandits

The night started out with hookah up in Wicker. After an hour we were there, we were infomed of the $30 minimum charge/person rule-so we booked it. Flew into UIC college town, aka taylor st. and went up into an apt with a bunch of people i dont know. Then a girl yelled, "get the fuck out of my house, I dont care if I know you or not, get out" so this obviously called for a double stink bomb plant.
"who farted?"
"whats that smell?"
After the giggles we went to "wind down" at Hawkeyes- the college bar across the street which was moderatley calm that night. Shared some stories and some beers. Feeling too confident, the smoke bomb bandits broke another vile while walking out...not as classic as the college keggar. Hookahs, keggars, bars and smoke bombs------thats just how we roll

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