Dumb girls make dumb girlfriends.

How to pick out a dumb girl (yes I know it is hard):
-they are on the phone always, if not then texting even when out with other people
-all conversation is focused on people they know or dont know
-they pretend to know what you are talking about and they make up lies about themselves
-they wear white pants
-they check thier reflection through windows
-they cant walk anywhere because of the shoes they wore
-they like what the majority likes
-they like mtv and E!
-they have bad taste in movies, like the worst chick flicks ever made
-they have to have a boyfriend all the time because they do not know the meaning of independent.
-yet if you you ask them if they are independent they will say yes, and to them that means they went out shopping by themselves once
-they will always be late
-they do not go anywhere without any makeup, even if its to the kitchen
-they own way too many shoes and purses
-they have the lamest excuses for not being somewhere, usually it is because they found something cooler to do with people they do not know
-when they have a boyfriend they shout it to the world and will take hundreds of pictures of them and thier boyfriend
-if they are in a longterm relationship then the boyfriend is just as bad as they are. otherwise their relationships are as short as michael jackson's come back.

the things DUMB girls do as girlfriends:
-they will call you and leave you annoying messages
-they will say things that they really do not mean...
-and then they get mad for you for doing what they said
-they secretly think that they are hot and can get any guy whether or not in a relationship
-they will talk to thier friends about guys that are hot
-they freak out if you did not call them back after an hour went by
-they will usually try to turn friends against friends
-and ruin any current roommate/living situation
-they expect to celebrate every fn holiday (even monthly anniversarys) and every gift is based on a dollar amount
-they cry a lot and about stupid things
-they think about marriage after 2 monthes
-they think about babies after 2.5 monthes
-they think waaay too much
-they will date you to get to your best friend
-they will dump you before you break up with them
-and then they will call looking to get back together
-they need attention not just from you but from everyone
-they are evil in general and the reason for a bad relationship

Fhc