Dumb girls make dumb girlfriends.

How to pick out a dumb girl (yes I know it is hard):
-they are on the phone always, if not then texting even when out with other people
-all conversation is focused on people they know or dont know
-they pretend to know what you are talking about and they make up lies about themselves
-they wear white pants
-they check thier reflection through windows
-they cant walk anywhere because of the shoes they wore
-they like what the majority likes
-they like mtv and E!
-they have bad taste in movies, like the worst chick flicks ever made
-they have to have a boyfriend all the time because they do not know the meaning of independent.
-yet if you you ask them if they are independent they will say yes, and to them that means they went out shopping by themselves once
-they will always be late
-they do not go anywhere without any makeup, even if its to the kitchen
-they own way too many shoes and purses
-they have the lamest excuses for not being somewhere, usually it is because they found something cooler to do with people they do not know
-when they have a boyfriend they shout it to the world and will take hundreds of pictures of them and thier boyfriend
-if they are in a longterm relationship then the boyfriend is just as bad as they are. otherwise their relationships are as short as michael jackson's come back.

the things DUMB girls do as girlfriends:
-they will call you and leave you annoying messages
-they will say things that they really do not mean...
-and then they get mad for you for doing what they said
-they secretly think that they are hot and can get any guy whether or not in a relationship
-they will talk to thier friends about guys that are hot
-they freak out if you did not call them back after an hour went by
-they will usually try to turn friends against friends
-and ruin any current roommate/living situation
-they expect to celebrate every fn holiday (even monthly anniversarys) and every gift is based on a dollar amount
-they cry a lot and about stupid things
-they think about marriage after 2 monthes
-they think about babies after 2.5 monthes
-they think waaay too much
-they will date you to get to your best friend
-they will dump you before you break up with them
-and then they will call looking to get back together
-they need attention not just from you but from everyone
-they are evil in general and the reason for a bad relationship



about 5 days past due-

REVIEW ON IRON & WINE with CALEXICO at CONGRESS THEATER
Surprised by the line up, origionally thought that the show was only the two bands seperate with a set together at the end to promote thier new colaborative cd, In the Reins. However, the show involved 5 bands and 6 total sets. And the show wasnt really 6 different sets, more like one long fest because musicians were popping on and off the stage depending on the song. At one point, Sam Beam (Iron and Wine) walked onto the stage to join a Chicago native indie rock/ blues band, Red Red Meat. At first he just stood there smoking a cig all chill like. He was holding a piece of paper and began singing/reading from it. He wasnt really on with how the lyrics were to be sung- but no one really cared because it was Sam. and he is amazing. Among the bands that performed was Salvador Duram, a hispanic operatic singer/harmonica/guitar/clicking noises with the mouth dude. Following was the amazing brother/sister act-Sarah and Sam Beam. Thier soft voices combined wit the melancholy melodies of soft indie rock was the highlight of the night. The favorite track performed was an oldie, Southern Anthem. Near the end of the show, Iron and Wine joined with Salvador Duran and Calexico to turn a one time live performance. The last song performed was lead by Sarah and Sam Beam along with Joey Burns from Calexico all nailing the vocals together. Successful persuasion to get ahold of the In the Rein colarborative cd. All in all, the show was interesting and came off very expierimental. Like a music fest, really long. And I stood the whole time, so I was getting kinda antsy near the end, but all in all the best thing going down on a Sunday evening in Chicago.





REVIEW ON WICKED.
The popular play here in Chicago is the untold story of the wicked witch of Oz; the relationship between the bad witch and the good witch. The story fills in the gaps, where did the scarecrow come from? what is up with the red shoes? why is the wicked witch green? and who really is tin man? If the story doesnt keep you interested, the costumes and set design will. My eyes were wandering all night viewing the old oriental interior of french baroque and then to the creative dark and transforming set. I loved the group in sync dancing. It reminded me of a grease thing yet for wizards and witches. I dont remember any play being so fascinating. Well I've only been to two, A christmas Carol, and Beauty and the Beast...they blew. Yet now I am so physced to go see more plays, and I am considereing set design, how neat that would be, just think no governmental projects, no developers, just pure need of creativity. I think I'm in love, or temporarily obsessed.



sorry ive been asleep for 979 hours...i thought this would make up for it, if not then then leave me a dirty voicemail threatening to kidnap my baby doll janie ....

SHANNONS ACADEMY AWARDS weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ALL TIME TOP FAVORITE MOVIE (even tho it came out like a year ago, it still surpasses everything)

garden state- if u dont agree then ur just dumb.
nah ha ha ha.












ALL TIME FUCKING WORST MOVIE EVER!!! !!





i actually sat thru this whole thing and paid for it, so bad!













ALL TIME HOTTEST ACTOR with the ALL TIME BEST ACTRESS!!!

josh hartnett and julia stiles (shes my bff no doubt)

















ALL TIME MOST FUCKING RAD COMEDIAN!!!

JAck BlaCK

"its a cosby sweater....a COSBY SWEATAR!!!!"

"take two of those chickenmcnuggets and stick them up your ass, i only want a 4 chickenmcnugget cos im watching my figure"













HANDS DOWN THE BEST ACTOR TO BE LIVING RIGHT NOW!!! ( and he lives in Chicago, woot woot!)

JohN CuSACK!












im totally annoyed of this guy and i dont see how this movie is any good...


MOST ANNOYING ACTOR oF 2005 AWARD!

Fhc